Everyone loves being outdoors but it is quite a bit of work to get your garden started and to keep it beautiful. Enjoy!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat
and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold
drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.
- Texas Bix Bender, Don’t Throw in the Trowel
My wife’s a water sign. I’m an earth sign.
Together we make mud.
- Rodney Dangerfield
What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
Why do cowboys always die with their boots on?
So they won’t stub their toes when they kick the bucket.
What do you call a stolen yam?
A hot potato.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill
except for learning how to grow in rows.
- Doug Larson
Many thanks to http://www.sharenator.com/Lolcatz_1/ for the image!
Everyone has these on their face?
Tulips
What did the carrot say to the wheat?
Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet.
- Shel Silverstein
What runs but never gets tired?
Water.
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Very cute June. Thanks for sharing.
Very cute!
Major thankies for the article. Really Cool.
Thanks for the laughs!
Lol, I love it
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I appreciate you sharing this blog.Really thank you! Want more.
The list joke really make my day bright and lively. Cant help but laugh out loud. HA HA HA
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Funny joke with the pumpkin pi, any way this is a good break than ready blogs about blah blahs. It’s time to stretch our faces with our laughs and smile.
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